Passed My Licesne Test Today

Tarantula · 08-27-2005, 10:58 PM

this Illinois driver's test is a how shall we say it nicely, horrible, lol.

this is what they tested me on

drove straight for 2 min, 1 left lane change, turnabout and uphill park, then just driving around in a residential area for 3 minutes or less.

this litarally is a joke for testing people how to drive, if anybody fails this stuff atleast in Illinois should not be allowed on the road at ALL.

1 example i saw today, just to keep it brief. when the instructor told her to test blinkers, she had to look at her husband to where they are, WTF!! then told her to see brake lights, she floored it, LMAO thank god it was in Park. thirdly she had a problem turning the car off, for some strange reason. and i guess she didnt even know how to put the car in drive, because her husband had to tell her to press the brake, by this time im looking like WTF. but get this I get back from my test to get my picture taken, Yes you guessed it she passed too!!

if anybody fails in Illinois, their first time they should be permantley banned from the roads

Joe · 08-28-2005, 01:18 AM

ah... getting ur license ... a day u'll never forget... congrats

threenorns · 08-28-2005, 01:23 AM

congratulations!

hell, in ontario, unless you took the driver's course, you're pretty much guaranteed to fail the first time.

evilpointingmonkey · 08-28-2005, 07:52 AM

Was the driver who had to ask her husband alot a retard that goes duuuuuuuuueueuehhhughhhhhhghugh
(drooling) I WANNA CHOCOLATE (farts) POWA WANGERZZZZZZZ (spits while talking) I GOTTA POOPY duuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhughhhhhhughhhh.
Is it possible to be that retarded? Does she know her abcs? Does she know
her shapes? Can she tell the difference between a bird and a goat?
Does she know her colors? Is she smart enough to remember how to breathe
and where her eyes are? THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH! I HAVE NEVER
HEARD OF SOMEONE WHO CAN BE THIS RETARTED! TO THE NEW ENGLAND
JOURNAL OF MEDICINE (Batman theme). Oh yeah, I passed the driver's test
for the first time.

08-27-2005, 10:58 PM	#1
Tarantula Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 493	Passed My Licesne Test Today this Illinois driver's test is a how shall we say it nicely, horrible, lol. this is what they tested me on drove straight for 2 min, 1 left lane change, turnabout and uphill park, then just driving around in a residential area for 3 minutes or less. this litarally is a joke for testing people how to drive, if anybody fails this stuff atleast in Illinois should not be allowed on the road at ALL. 1 example i saw today, just to keep it brief. when the instructor told her to test blinkers, she had to look at her husband to where they are, WTF!! then told her to see brake lights, she floored it, LMAO thank god it was in Park. thirdly she had a problem turning the car off, for some strange reason. and i guess she didnt even know how to put the car in drive, because her husband had to tell her to press the brake, by this time im looking like WTF. but get this I get back from my test to get my picture taken, Yes you guessed it she passed too!! if anybody fails in Illinois, their first time they should be permantley banned from the roads __________________ Courage is the resistance to fear, the mastery of fear, not the lack of fear.

08-28-2005, 01:23 AM	#3
threenorns Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Haliburton County, Ontario Posts: 2,929	congratulations! hell, in ontario, unless you took the driver's course, you're pretty much guaranteed to fail the first time. __________________ Drag Queen "Illegitimi non carborundum"

08-28-2005, 07:52 AM	#4
evilpointingmonkey Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 116	Was the driver who had to ask her husband alot a retard that goes duuuuuuuuueueuehhhughhhhhhghugh (drooling) I WANNA CHOCOLATE (farts) POWA WANGERZZZZZZZ (spits while talking) I GOTTA POOPY duuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhughhhhhhughhhh. Is it possible to be that retarded? Does she know her abcs? Does she know her shapes? Can she tell the difference between a bird and a goat? Does she know her colors? Is she smart enough to remember how to breathe and where her eyes are? THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH! I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SOMEONE WHO CAN BE THIS RETARTED! TO THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE (Batman theme). Oh yeah, I passed the driver's test for the first time. Last edited by evilpointingmonkey; 08-28-2005 at 07:57 AM.

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08-28-2005, 01:18 AM	#2
Joe Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 8,759	ah... getting ur license ... a day u'll never forget... congrats

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